Combat With Aliens

[bc69]

I think this is the right place to post this.

Ok, So lets say we encounter a alien race, completely identical to our race, the only change is that they're planet has a higher gravity. If they came to earth and say had a boxing competition with our top fighters would you say it would be unfair as they would be able to use alot more strength because of their training on a heavier planet?

 

[Katerina]

Their balance would be haywire and boxing is not about pure strength it is timing and distancing. My money would be on captain Kirk.

regards koyo

 

[Gxy]

They'd all catch colds and die before they reached the ring.

 

[leacharlton]

We should fight them at their own game.

Thread over. Humans win.

 

[chandc]

Umm ... moved to Off Topic.

The aliens would start to suffer bone mass loss due to the reduced gravity of Earth. So a puny human right hook would smash their bones to dust

 

[saraho]

Minowa said he often thought about fighting aliens and was curious about whether a leg lock would work on a nonhuman 'leg'.

Personally I think the aliens you describe would be pretty similar to Bob Sapp, so they would definitely be beatable.

 

[bigdg1989]

this is irrelevant. If they come here it means they have mastered interstellar travel, we wouldn't have an aid workers chance in Gaza.

 

[mamajoey]

^^lol

 

[ZBDboing]

If they are stupid enough to come here they deserve to get their butts kicked.


regards koyo

 

[BlueEyesOfMisery]

A higher gravity would likely cause shorter body structures. So it would just be a matter of staying outside their much shorter reach and picking them apart.

 

[KristinS]

koyo wins the thread once again.

 

[freshface299]

The reduced gravity would have their techniques going faster than a hummingbird on real strong epinephrine, the human fighter would need good timing to smash the alien's face in with a frickin hard punch.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

they don´t know the rules, just shoot them

 

[Phenom]

Good luck with trying to land a punch on a hyper-intelligent shade of the colour blue.
Very evasive fighters your Hooloovoos.

 

[MotherofaIggy]

Very true! lol!

 

[aangie781]

what if they are scientolgy extremists trained in Intergalactic Kwon Do?!!

 

[TiffanyLove]

then we break out the grand celestial do

 

[Poorkchop]

duuuuuuude!

no you didn't!


you can't let that out! normal people aren't ready for it!


duuuuuuuuuude.
:/

 

[Chantal]

oh yes i did.

and i'd follow the joke through if i actually remembered the ridiculous names their techniques had.

 

[toxicillusions1984]

For this mission I'll need Rocky Balboa, some steriods, a training camp on Jupiter and a montage...