Comedian Joke about bookmarks. Cant remember who it was?

deana1

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I remember hearing a joke about a bookmark.. it was something along the lines of.. "why do people buy bookmarks.. when you can use anything as a bookmark..why would someone spend a dollar on a bookmark when they could have easily used the dollar as their bookmark.. and when you get the receipt you could use that as a bookmark"

I know those definitely are not the exact words.. but its something along those lines. I wanna say it was Mitch Hedberg.. but typed it into google and dont really seem to get any results. Thanks for anyone and everyones help!
 
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