NootaOolah
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Oh, my MIL is a conspiracy theorist. Many of the things she tells me I can go "I can see that being possible" or "I can believe that" or "who let the acid-heads on the internet again" - but this one... well, you tell me what you think.
God casts his beloved Angel "down" into another part of the Universe THEN makes people. Satan looks over and is jealous of God's creations and tries to make his own, however he decides that rather than using Gods imagine, he'll use his own and makes The Grays. (Big headed big eyed aliens, you all know the imagine).
Satan wants his people to destroy God's people so he lives among them and helps them advance and teaches them to hate humans.
Upon a visitation to Earth one day they accidentally crash into New Mexico, make relations with the US government and trade technology for their lives. After which the US government strike further deals sanctioning abductions and experiments for more technology, such as computers. Satan sits back and grims; considering human use of computers a small victory over nature loving God.
Now, once you've composed yourself, reach out to your satan machine and answer my questions: have you heard this one before? if you're a christian which part do find the most terrible, that aliens exist, that aliens are demons or that using your computer could be a sin? If you're not a christian which part do you find the hardest to swallow.
I'll just assume that none of you believe it either.
God casts his beloved Angel "down" into another part of the Universe THEN makes people. Satan looks over and is jealous of God's creations and tries to make his own, however he decides that rather than using Gods imagine, he'll use his own and makes The Grays. (Big headed big eyed aliens, you all know the imagine).
Satan wants his people to destroy God's people so he lives among them and helps them advance and teaches them to hate humans.
Upon a visitation to Earth one day they accidentally crash into New Mexico, make relations with the US government and trade technology for their lives. After which the US government strike further deals sanctioning abductions and experiments for more technology, such as computers. Satan sits back and grims; considering human use of computers a small victory over nature loving God.
Now, once you've composed yourself, reach out to your satan machine and answer my questions: have you heard this one before? if you're a christian which part do find the most terrible, that aliens exist, that aliens are demons or that using your computer could be a sin? If you're not a christian which part do you find the hardest to swallow.
I'll just assume that none of you believe it either.