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Message: <blockquote data-quote="JackyM" data-source="post: 3130995" data-attributes="member: 120625">Just thought of another one.I was on a date with my wife, then girlfriend.We'd been out for a couple of drinks and she suggests we call in at her parents local for last orders. I'm pretty sure I hadn't met them at this point.So we're walking across the carpark of the pub, it's a nice evening so her parents are sitting outside with their friends enjoying the good weather.So we get within a few metres of them and I turn to my girlfiend and shove her away and at the top of my voice proclaim 'I don't care how much you pay me, I'm not sleeping with you!'Their faces were a picture</blockquote>