RICKY ponting..........Why doesn't Ricky Ponting know how to write the number "11"?
He Doesn't know which "1" comes first!
andrew symonds.........Procter
id you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We’ll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we’ll complain.
mathew hayden........hayden rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on.
By mistake he dialled the number for Lords.
hayden;How its going ?
Fine,; came the answer, ;We;ve got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.
michael clarke......... Phone Call for clarke:
Team Manager : Hello (over Phone)
bingle : Can I talk to clarkey, this is his gf.
Team Manager : Sorry, he is just going to bat;
bingle : ;No Problem, I will Hold on..
He Doesn't know which "1" comes first!
andrew symonds.........Procter
id you call Symonds as Monkey?Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We’ll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we’ll complain.
mathew hayden........hayden rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on.
By mistake he dialled the number for Lords.
hayden;How its going ?
Fine,; came the answer, ;We;ve got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.
michael clarke......... Phone Call for clarke:
Team Manager : Hello (over Phone)
bingle : Can I talk to clarkey, this is his gf.
Team Manager : Sorry, he is just going to bat;
bingle : ;No Problem, I will Hold on..