Cunning, plotting rapists and pedophiles

I like it, no need for the public to know about it either. Just tell them that we are shipping another rover or something lol.
As long as the oxygen supply mysteriously runs a bit short as soon as phase 1 completion is accomplished!
Then the next shipment can move to phase 2 and so on.
When a satisfactory environment is achieved below ground, the public can be told that robotics did most of the work with the completion done by a later respectable crew
 
Why lie to them? I don't think people would have a problem with the idea - no different to when we used to ship people to the colonies as a punishment, and a good way to remove dangers to society.

After the first colony is complete, provide them with materials for the next, ship 'em out and start making use of the first.
 
The problem is, in a hundred years or so, they'll start beating us at sports and start spamming our TV channels with soap operas and cheesy pop videos.

We must learn from the mistakes of the past!
 
That's fine - I hear Io's lovely that time of year, so they can start working there next.
 
Stick em all in a (prison) building, make sure the insurance is paid and bring the sucker to the ground.. maybe we could fashion some kind of positive out of it!




Keep the future History books a bit cleaner
 
Don't know about you, but I'd rather agitate a few penguins than piss off Superman. I mean, what're they gonna do in retaliation, tap-dance? In case you've forgotten, Superman can vaporize you with his heat-ray vision if he wants. So I vote to ship them off to the subarctic as opposed to the arctic (i.e. if choosing NOT to ship them into outer space).
 
The Subarctic? As in the Northern part of my country? No thanks. I am sure Superman could figure what to do with all the pedo's. (Phantom zone anyone?)

Worst case scenario, some elves get traumatized(as if working in Santa's Sweatshop was bad enough) and Christmas comes a few months late.
 
What do they look like, what are their names, where do they live?

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/12/16/world/europe/scores-held-in-european-pedophile-investigation/?hpt=hp_t2
 
No, of course not. I meant to say "antarctic" obviously, but due to a brain fart prepended the WRONG 3 letters.
 
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