Dallas Cowboy Jokes???

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i absolutely HATE the cowboys! Im an Eagles fan! (: what are some funny jokes i can tell my cousins, who are dallas fans and are'nt even from dallas!
oh and "cowboys fan forever" i dont think so. who won last night? yeah, i thought so, the EAGLES. and vick did his time. so go run along and play with homo and maybe he'll hit you in the head with the ball and knock some sense into you.
 
Uhhh... Im from Montana and i am a Dallas Cowboys Fan and there is nothing wrong with that i hate the eagles and my team almost kick your teams ass so i wouldnt be talkin and anyways none of them are going to SuperBowl anyways and Since Tony Homo is out the cowboys have done way better and at least my Teams Quarter is Micheal Dick!!!!!!!!!
 
A little kid was talking to the cops they asked where his parents were he said they beat him.. so the asked well what about your grandma "No she beats me too" okay how about your aunt "No she beats me to" Then they asked well who do you want to stay with.. I want to stay with the cowboys because they don't beat anyone. =)
 
After a loss, the 2 Cowboys Jerry Jones and Jason Garret Climb Brokeback Moutian Together

or Just Say...

Michael Irvin and Laugh HAHAHA

i cheered
 
They do not have a Quarterback who is in league with Satan like you do and that is why you are winning!
 
Here a joke how many superbowls have the cowboys won 5 how many have the eagles won 0 because they suck there Micheal Vick has to kill dogs because he can't kill real people. Whos coach is fat eagles Andy Reid. The Eagles are losers and will always be losers.
 
I hate the cowboys too but at least they do not have a killer for their QB
 
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