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Did You Check Out The SIZE Of That Feather Duster?: Estrogen Does Not Exactly Enhance
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<blockquote data-quote="sportsnut" data-source="post: 1095"><p><img src="http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/06/playgirl2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />You know how when you're sitting there, wand in mano in crotch, trying to get into the latest installment of 'Girls Gone Wild Ultimate Rush', but you can't stop obsessing over the drop earrings the chick is wearing? No? The latest <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-06-20-men-sex-faces_N.htm" target="_blank">study</a> on porn viewing habits from the Ivy Tower, I Can't Believe They Got Tenure For That Shit wing reminded us of the oft-overlooked <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/francis-fukuyama/" target="_blank">Francis Fukuyama</a> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Great-Disruption-Nature-Reconstitution-Social/dp/0684865777" target="_blank">theory</a> that the <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/birth-control/" target="_blank">birth control</a> pill fucked up everything for civilization:<p style="margin-left: 20px">Men went straight to the face and lingered awhile, but most of the women were more interested in the sexual activity. How much so depended on whether they were taking hormone-filled birth control pills.<strong>Those who were, Wallen said, were interested in the overall view of the photos and "background" items like jewelry</strong>, but women not on the pill were more interested in areas normally covered by clothing.</p><p>Being from the, er, un-<em>attached</em> quarters of the porn viewing public, we decided to submit this study's findings for corroboration to the rigorous Peer Review findings known as the "Buddy List."</p><p>Findings: inconclusive. But you wouldn't be on here if you weren't looking for NUANCE, right?</p><p><strong>ladyfriend1</strong>: man! i really need to get off the pill</p><p><strong>ladyfriend1</strong>: actually no i don't, i'm deleteriously horny as it is</p><p><strong>ladyfriend1</strong>: anyway. i think i totally stare at the genitals? the vaginas specifically? whenever i watch porn i start to suspect that i am a lez</p><p><strong>ladyfriend1</strong>: cause the vaginas are like all i care about, i'm fascinated by 'em</p><p>Hmm. <em>Liberated!</em></p><p><strong>ladyfriend2</strong>: and yes, i'm on the pill</p><p><strong>ladyfriend2</strong>: but i haven't watched porn in ages</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: yeah well you've been missing out on some serious 'background' items.</p><p>Ha!</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: are you on the pill?</p><p><strong>ladyfriend3</strong>: no</p><p><strong>ladyfriend3</strong>: i go crazy</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: ME TOO.</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: the pill turns women into crazy bitches. </p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: cliches of women.</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: have you ever watched porn while on the pill?</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: no, because you don't have sex drive on the pill. if you are me you only desire to cry.</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: there's a new study out and i think i'm going to do that thing where I try to corroborate detailed medical studies by IMing my friends</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: so, "friend," women on the pill: better or worse at fucking?</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: bc, according to this new study they are way worse at looking at porn</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: when women on the pill watch porn they look at the details of the furnishings and the lighting and crap</p><p><strong>manbuddy1</strong>: Worse. You don't have that risk of knocking them up. You miss that edge.</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: you're sooooo trying to get in my pants!</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>: Ok. Women on pill. worse in bed? I'll tell you why in a min.</p><p><strong>manbuddy2</strong>: no. because the fun of finishing inside, unprotected boosts their rating immediately.</p><p><strong>manbuddy3</strong>: i agree with that completely</p><p><strong>manbuddy3</strong>: doesn't surprise me at all</p><p>And finally, our eureka moment!</p><p><strong>ladyfriend4</strong>: that's so odd</p><p><strong>ladyfriend4</strong>: well, i'm definitely on the pill (or was, i'm 4 days late picking up my refill bc i really want to get inseminated) and i prefer full shots of the entire, uh, "scene."</p><p><strong>ladyfriend4</strong>: i hate when the women are wearing jewelry and shoes and all that. take your fucking heels off, for god's sake.</p><p><strong>jezepill</strong>OH MY GOD YOU NOTICE.</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-06-20-men-sex-faces_N.htm" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-06-20-men-sex-faces_N.htm" target="_blank">Study: In Sexy Shots, Men Look At Faces First</a> [USA Today]</p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~a/jezebel/full?a=emi4mf" target="_blank"><img src="http://feeds.gawker.com/~a/jezebel/full?i=emi4mf" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></img></a></p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/did-you-check-out-the-size-of-that-feather-duster%3F/estrogen-does-not-exactly-enhance-the-porn-viewing-experience-270687.php" target="_blank">More...</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sportsnut, post: 1095"] [IMG]http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/06/playgirl2.jpg[/IMG]You know how when you're sitting there, wand in mano in crotch, trying to get into the latest installment of 'Girls Gone Wild Ultimate Rush', but you can't stop obsessing over the drop earrings the chick is wearing? No? The latest [URL="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-06-20-men-sex-faces_N.htm"]study[/URL] on porn viewing habits from the Ivy Tower, I Can't Believe They Got Tenure For That Shit wing reminded us of the oft-overlooked [URL="http://jezebel.com/gossip/francis-fukuyama/"]Francis Fukuyama[/URL] [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Great-Disruption-Nature-Reconstitution-Social/dp/0684865777"]theory[/URL] that the [URL="http://jezebel.com/gossip/birth-control/"]birth control[/URL] pill fucked up everything for civilization:[INDENT]Men went straight to the face and lingered awhile, but most of the women were more interested in the sexual activity. How much so depended on whether they were taking hormone-filled birth control pills.[B]Those who were, Wallen said, were interested in the overall view of the photos and "background" items like jewelry[/B], but women not on the pill were more interested in areas normally covered by clothing.[/INDENT]Being from the, er, un-[I]attached[/I] quarters of the porn viewing public, we decided to submit this study's findings for corroboration to the rigorous Peer Review findings known as the "Buddy List." Findings: inconclusive. But you wouldn't be on here if you weren't looking for NUANCE, right? [B]ladyfriend1[/B]: man! i really need to get off the pill [B]ladyfriend1[/B]: actually no i don't, i'm deleteriously horny as it is [B]ladyfriend1[/B]: anyway. i think i totally stare at the genitals? the vaginas specifically? whenever i watch porn i start to suspect that i am a lez [B]ladyfriend1[/B]: cause the vaginas are like all i care about, i'm fascinated by 'em Hmm. [I]Liberated![/I] [B]ladyfriend2[/B]: and yes, i'm on the pill [B]ladyfriend2[/B]: but i haven't watched porn in ages [B]jezepill[/B]: yeah well you've been missing out on some serious 'background' items. Ha! [B]jezepill[/B]: are you on the pill? [B]ladyfriend3[/B]: no [B]ladyfriend3[/B]: i go crazy [B]jezepill[/B]: ME TOO. [B]jezepill[/B]: the pill turns women into crazy bitches. [B]jezepill[/B]: cliches of women. [B]jezepill[/B]: have you ever watched porn while on the pill? [B]jezepill[/B]: no, because you don't have sex drive on the pill. if you are me you only desire to cry. [B]jezepill[/B]: there's a new study out and i think i'm going to do that thing where I try to corroborate detailed medical studies by IMing my friends [B]jezepill[/B]: so, "friend," women on the pill: better or worse at fucking? [B]jezepill[/B]: bc, according to this new study they are way worse at looking at porn [B]jezepill[/B]: when women on the pill watch porn they look at the details of the furnishings and the lighting and crap [B]manbuddy1[/B]: Worse. You don't have that risk of knocking them up. You miss that edge. [B]jezepill[/B]: you're sooooo trying to get in my pants! [B]jezepill[/B]: Ok. Women on pill. worse in bed? I'll tell you why in a min. [B]manbuddy2[/B]: no. because the fun of finishing inside, unprotected boosts their rating immediately. [B]manbuddy3[/B]: i agree with that completely [B]manbuddy3[/B]: doesn't surprise me at all And finally, our eureka moment! [B]ladyfriend4[/B]: that's so odd [B]ladyfriend4[/B]: well, i'm definitely on the pill (or was, i'm 4 days late picking up my refill bc i really want to get inseminated) and i prefer full shots of the entire, uh, "scene." [B]ladyfriend4[/B]: i hate when the women are wearing jewelry and shoes and all that. take your fucking heels off, for god's sake. [B]jezepill[/B]OH MY GOD YOU NOTICE. [URL="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-06-20-men-sex-faces_N.htm"] Study: In Sexy Shots, Men Look At Faces First[/URL] [USA Today] [URL="http://feeds.gawker.com/~a/jezebel/full?a=emi4mf"][IMG]http://feeds.gawker.com/~a/jezebel/full?i=emi4mf[/IMG]</img>[/URL] [url=http://jezebel.com/gossip/did-you-check-out-the-size-of-that-feather-duster%3F/estrogen-does-not-exactly-enhance-the-porn-viewing-experience-270687.php]More...[/url] [/QUOTE]
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