dirty joke about sweets lol funny?

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mr Cadbury met ms Rowntree on a Double decker, it was just After eight, they got off at Quality street in front of Fishermans freind pub he asked her name "Polo im the one with the hole" she seid in a quiet Wispa. "im Marathon the one with the nuts" he said, then he touched her Cream eggs they cheked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snikers and felt her Milky way, he fondled her Flapjacks and she rubbed his Tick tacs, it was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight. sadly 3 days later his Sherbert fountain started to drip, it turns out ms Roundtree had been with bertie Basset who had Allsorts!

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