This is in a stand-up comedian-like format:
"So I have, well, had a sister in college,I'll get to why she's not my sister anymore in a minute, and she's incredibly intelligent, but she has no common sense at all. She's all book-smarts if you know what I mean. Anyways she hardly ever fails a test, but when she does, she does it BIG. Such as when she was 16, she failed her driver's test. And when we were in high school, the drug test. And the most recent test she failed...her pregnancy test! So my family disowned her. God help that she doesn't actually pass a bad test one of these days, it might be the HIV one, ya know?"
"So I have, well, had a sister in college,I'll get to why she's not my sister anymore in a minute, and she's incredibly intelligent, but she has no common sense at all. She's all book-smarts if you know what I mean. Anyways she hardly ever fails a test, but when she does, she does it BIG. Such as when she was 16, she failed her driver's test. And when we were in high school, the drug test. And the most recent test she failed...her pregnancy test! So my family disowned her. God help that she doesn't actually pass a bad test one of these days, it might be the HIV one, ya know?"