Do you know any dear blank jokes?

[Laceylovessteventyler:t]

Here are some:
1. Dear Katy Perry,
I enjoyed the kiss too!
Sincerely,
Justin Bieber
2. Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard any one say let's yahoo it. Just saying.
Sincerely,
Google
3. Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed.

Do you have anymore :3