Do you know what a stick shift in a car is?

[HardWarrior]

I was driving my old ranger and some rich kid has never seen a manual transmission car in his life. I swear people are getting dumber. Just picture the the action movie where the rich kids are trying to escape and they run in to a great obstacle... a stick shift. The kids view the car like some alien device. The kid is punching the gas turning the key yelling "It won't start!!!" Crying they are going to die. Then my poor ass comes along and goes "get your dumbasses in the back seat". Putting the clutch in and starting that thing up. Depressing the clutch and shifting in to first then dropping the clutch for a cool real burnout. In the mean time the rich kid is asking me how I did that. Mean while I go through the gears and escape what ever the stereo typical threat was saving the dumb rich kids life.. yay me I love short stories.