Do you like a good laugh... then pay it forward!?

[sinpensar]

Hi, I just wanted to make some people laugh today. So, if you like a good laugh, and think this joke is funny, then post a joke of your own for others to enjoy!!

A man is walking down the beach when he sees a girl crying.
He looks down at her and asks, "What's wrong?"
She looks up at him and says, "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been hugged."
The man thinks, no big deal, so he gives her a hug and continues to walk down the beach.
She starts crying again.
The man returns and asks, "What's wrong?"
She looks up at him and says, "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed."
The man figures, whats the harm. So he gives her a kiss and starts walking down the beach again.
This time, the girl starts crying harder than ever.
He rushes back and asks, "What's wrong, what's wrong!?"
She looks up and says, "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been screwed."
The man thinks for a sec, and says fine.
So he picks her up, throws her in the water, and says, "Now you're screwed!"

lol, like I said, if it made you laugh and you liked this joke, write one that you know and pay it forward.

Hope you have a Happy 4th of July!

 

[Rachel]

Mr. Bean wrote a letter to Bill Gates:
Sir I have some Questions to ask...

1).The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you release the corrected version.
2)There is START button but nothing called STOP.
3)We learnt MS word when will you release MS sentence.
4).There is recycle bin, no rescooter bin. Y?


Finally one personal question

Why is your name Gates, even though you sell windows!!