meerkat~theoriginaleee
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A columnist for a Michigan newspaper, Andrew Heller, came up with this:
"Jesus Himself visits the Broncos locker room to tell quarterback Tim Tebow to knock it off with all the on-field prayer. Sayeth the Lord's son: "First of all, Dad says He doesn't watch football and if He did he certainly wouldn't root for one team over the other because that would be unfair. Can you imagine having Him on your side---boop, another 99 yard touchdown! Why bother playing? Oh, and another thing, He doesn't like it when players look to the sky and point at Him either. Would you? It's very rude."
A REAL football question (boring as it may be) who ya got, LSU or Alabama?
Why?
"Jesus Himself visits the Broncos locker room to tell quarterback Tim Tebow to knock it off with all the on-field prayer. Sayeth the Lord's son: "First of all, Dad says He doesn't watch football and if He did he certainly wouldn't root for one team over the other because that would be unfair. Can you imagine having Him on your side---boop, another 99 yard touchdown! Why bother playing? Oh, and another thing, He doesn't like it when players look to the sky and point at Him either. Would you? It's very rude."
A REAL football question (boring as it may be) who ya got, LSU or Alabama?
Why?