Once upon a time... There was Harry Styles he married another man, the child was a celery stick, Harry was mad at his little celery stick because it had been having sexual intercourse with a carrot.... The young celery stick then raped me and my dog. I had to jump out into a lake of frozen cellphones. Mrs celery bob then raped me on there too. The celery stick likes to eat my chinese chicken nab and would like to take over hong kong while riding king kong and be the #1 Chinese chicken nab eate in the world