Do you think Santa picks up day laborers at Home Depot to help build toys?

[PiratemKitten]

It's hard to tell... They are good at building BIG toys, Asians have smaller hands and more precise eyesight

 

[MreEvilGenius]

I heard the Elves unionized and he can't afford them anymore

 

[swallow]

uh-oh. I hope Rudolph has been working out. The gloves will be off when it comes to union help and scabs

 

[Kissup]

There are enough of them in front. That's where I would get my toy makers. They are cheap...

 

[10SC]

He should try Lowe's.

 

[noway]

possibly

 

[susieqridin&guidin]

Ya gotta expect that in a democratic term.

 

[Brambles]

he's got mrs claus running a meth lab
and has been recruiting junkies to
make the toys in exchange for drugs.

 

[YeaBuoy]

Yes, he's big on undocumented workers. He puts most of them in the paint spray booths.

 

[Msdebgee]

well i guessd we all do what we can to put smiles ont the kids faces christmas morning !

 

[DoreenCrapper]

He won't take Mexicans.

 

[SmartyPants™]

No. Santa is in hiding due to the warrants. He is wanted on various charges stemming from illegal entry to flying without a license,

 

[IEatSocks]

I'm sure there's still free labor out there...

 

[jennyddigspuddinge]

Home Depot employees are way too expensive. That's what Work Release is for, although you might want to check the toys for misplaced shanks.

 

[DashingGeek]

I tried and tried to get you a link to the awesome song Elf's Lament by the Barenakes Ladies and Michael Buble, but stoopid YouTube removed it and they should die a horrible death.

 

[Gymmylicious]

Here in Phoenix, AZ yes! rofl. All my relatives work for him during the holidays! Im thinkging about working for him part time as well due to our ecomonic situation! rofl
He's a strict boss though..he demands that we call him
"Señor Santa!" rofl

 

[KenS]

yes i am pretty sure that he does that but doesn't pay them very much