...by the Twilight movies? Are hoards or teenage girls obsessed with sparkly emo-pires champing at the bit to get a piece of the action in the only official goth/witch/hippy/pagan/vampy religion in the hope the secrets of 'real' vampires might be revealed to them allowing them to be swept off their feet by a camp emo boy who lacking a shirt with a rippling sixpack and ssupid floppy haircut?
Or is it something else?
Or is it something else?