1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...
neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn
by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest
of them have to pee on the electric fence for
themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back.
12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a
mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept
it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
shut.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...
neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn
by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest
of them have to pee on the electric fence for
themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back.
12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a
mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept
it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
shut.