Does anyone have some really cheesy jokes!?

[LucyFitzenheimer]

i need some really cheesy jokes to cheer up a friend, im really good at telling them to her and they make her laugh but ive run out of punchlines!

 

[BillieljeanWatson]

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on top of her.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.


A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching you!”
who’s there?” The robber said But no sound was heard.
So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot.
What’s your name,” the robber asked.
Cocodora” said the parrot.
Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora” said the robber.
The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus”, said the parrot.

 

[JonnyZ1]

How much does a polar bear weigh?!

Enough to break the ice. Hey, I'm Jon!

 

[Gort]

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in the strawberry patch. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

 

[Midnite_rose]

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Na-Cho Cheese ( not- your-cheese)
Why did the police arrest the cook, because he was caught beating eggs!
What kind of cheese Can help a blind person? Brielle
Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was assaulted. (A salted.)

 

[Me]

what did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? odor in the court!