Does Disney use laboratories to make celebrities?

[JustinBieberisafreakt]

Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber all act like sock puppets and look very superficial and fake.

 

[mHighOnSugar4everm]

Yup. We use remainders of barbie hair (for Justin) then we use special sausage packers for the Jonas Brothers called skinny jeans. A little bit of metro sexual clothing. We put all these components into a beaker with alcohol. THEN! The product is finished.