does jesus christ promise anything to anyone?

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animatrix918

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not like what it says in the bible but in words to another human
what could be the reason
 
He promised to bring my lawnmower back when he was done.

I never saw Jesus again...


EDIT @ above- JESUS, WHERE IS MY LAWNMOWER YOU LITTLE SH*T!?
 
Not to me it feels like but His word is truth and whatever you ask for in his name(jesus) He will do it.
 
He's given me everything I've ever prayed for. Now I don't pray for stuff out of fear I'll get it.
 
Once to my bookie. Saved me broken kneecaps though. :)

Edit @ Below - Sorry, it's been really busy lately, lots of paperwork. I'll try to have it back to you as soon as possible. In the meantime, I'll just stunt your grass' growth. Everyone wins!
 
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