Does this make you laugh so hard it hurts?

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Well there were these two old men fishing at Lockness, when one of them coughed, and his false teeth flew out, and land in the deep water never to be seen again.
One week later they were back. His friend decided to play a trick on his mate, and when he wasn't looking took out his own false teeth, and tied them to the rod, and flung them out into the water. He reeled them in and said to his friend oh! look ive caught your teeth from last week.
His friend popped them into his mouth, and said oh! these don't fit properly, and through them back in, never to be seen again.
 
So the old dude who got fooled into thinking his buddy found his lost teeth thought it would be sanitary to put them back in his mouth after they had been sitting in a lake for a weeks?

Maybe they were only in the water for a few minutes. But even then, they were someone else's teeth to start with and they were still in a scumy lake.

That's not funny. That's gross.
 
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