Elaborate Bank Heists

You see, the keeeeeeeyyyy is chaos. *licks mouth*

no really, the key is chaos.

You have to be willing to get dirty to do it right. Explosives, everywhere. Police stations, hospitals, trains, etc. You get the point. You do that and boom! Chaos. Pick your bank and take it by force. Response time would be insanely(hahahahaha) slow if non existent.

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This is a post and a post only. I will not now or ever do such a thing as I one don't have the balls and do not ever want to take someones life.
 
lol at my fail

The most you could get away with is a 100k in one bag...and that's only if they didn't ask questions about what studio you work for, call the studio to confirm, call their office and check if it is alright, obtain public shooting forms and pay the bank for time lost...but I think they'll notice after they find out that your studio is bogus. Even then they would give you blatantly marked bills that are completely traceable, or expect you too bring your own.
 
lul. FBI investigative prevention


Dont worry about it. The one i thought of was just off the top of my head. If they want to question me about it, go ahead. I can litterally give dozens more scenarios.

The baseline of all of them, Alot of people will die.
 
I have seriously though about this-

1. Gather a crew of 5 that you have no feelings for
2. Military training is a plus but not needed
3. Get gun permits for fully automatics
4. Buy bullet proof vest
6. Buy lots and LOTS of ammo and make pipe bombs, 1 big one for get-a-away
5. Find Bank
6. Find blue prints of the bank
7. Place multiple hide outs you could use on your escape to foreign lands
8. Eat a good breakfast on robbery day.
9. 3 of 5 men go with you
10. 1 sits in get away car that has been bullet proofed by home made parts
11. 1 gets on near by roof with bullet proofed car by home made parts
12. Enter Bank
13. Ask to open a safe deposit box
14. Follow manager to safe box without other 2 guys
15. Open safe door, shoot manager
16. The crew takes care of the others in the lobby
17. start robbing safe with 1 other person
18. other person plants bomb in lobby
19. Cops show up
20. Sniper on roof shoots any cop that has a chance to kill you and crew
21. Escape bank with crew, killing anyone that stands in your way
22. While driving, shoot and through remaining number of bombs and bullets at cops
23. meet at designated location and switch cars when there is NO sign of cops
24. Leave country
25. Profit


Let me know what you think.
 
Watch The Bank Job. I saw it today, it worked. But that was the '70s.
 
Have 7 people with you, 7 of them dressed in gear with remaining skin painted black. Have two taxis parked behind the bank and have 1 sniper in a building across from the bank. Have 2 people in the taxis which leaves me with 4 guys. I'll do it without killing many people. Have two walk in through the front and take the workers hostage, dress them in all black so they may be mistaken as the robbers. Place them in one room with 1 guy watching and then the other three go to the vault get money and put it in the two taxis. Release the with your weapons taped in their hands and have them walk out the front doors. The 4 in the bank walk out the back to the taxis wipe off the paint and have the sniper meet you at a location. Split money, profit.
 
Yes, would only make sense.

It takes three things to rob a bank

-Courage
-Time
-Chaos
 
LOL, actually that method worked in Brazil recently. That method is sound, but true.
 
If you have the money to get automatic weapons, you wouldn't need to rob a bank.
 
True, with all these new confound security systems and damn quick response police officers, this shit is bound for failure. I cant wait until bank robberies are no harder than pressing a few keys on a keyboard. E-heists are bound to happen eventually.
 
its me again, ya boi marvo

the hole is for you to go to the bathroom while you're sitting behind the fake wall for 3 days

doofus
 
Do you have to preface all your posts with "its me again, ya boi marvo"? It's getting annoying seeing that everywhere.

+1 to e-heist
 
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