Elaborate Bank Heists

Yes the do exist but you are going to need a nuclear bomb to explode first so that is going to not only take out your power but destroy the bank as well
 
Here's my plan:

Preface- I have spent 1 month studying a specific bank and starting to test its security. I break a window and find the total amount of time it takes for the police to respond. I also realize that after about 6 oclock, nobody enters the bank, and the employess leave about 1 hour later.

I find a bank that has several exits from its parking lot and away from major highways. Me and 2 or three guys scedule apointments with the bank 1 hour before the bank closes. Then once were at our appointments and the majority of the place is cleared out, we strike. One of us takes out the cameras, which sends a state of confusion throughout the bank employess. Then we demand the vault be opened, and the individual safes behind each of the clerks desks be opened to. I then accidentally drop a wallet with somebody elses legititmate ID in it. After that we take the money and load it into a hummer h3 and drive off.

We take a turn onto a backroad with very few houses in it. down the backroad there is a blue toyota camry that we put the money in and push the hummer off a nerby cliff, or hide it somewhere 100 yards in the woods, so it is out of the view of people driving by. Then i drive the camry to a nearby shack about 50 yards into the woods, where i have a station set up to have my hair and my teams hair cut and its color died.

Once all that is take care of we drive to mexico and move into an apartment in mexico city. Over a series of 3 months i convert all the stolen money to pesos, and pay the two other guys their share. After that I buy a big mansion where i happily start over and live the rest of my life.
 
Flaws: It's not the employees that you need to worry about, it's the security guards, and I believe they are the last to leave.

You can break windows and test response times 100x, but on the day of the robbery, there could coincidentally be a cop on the other side of the block.

What do you do about all the die packs in the money?

Why would a bank robber bring his wallet with him to a bank robbery?

How do you plan on disabling the cameras?
 
then you won't make that much money



well, police can very easily spot a hummer!



die packs explode pink die all over the money when you leave the bank. bring it anywhere in the world, and they will know it's stolen money.



what



doesn't really answer the question :)
 
alright.. ima do this guys watch out. get a bunch of my friends... sayyy 200 or so from my highschool reunion. everyone glocked up.

suits and latex masks on, take up everybooth with extras mingling.

shoot every employyee all extras shoot any innocent bystanderr ,all very silently i may add.

have 6 or so friends as police being bouncers letting nobody in.

btw dont shoot bank safe guy. just put him in a chicken wing make him open it then shoothim.

get the money , get your friends to get two coach busses and pull around back.

every one of your 200 friends fill a duffle bag, throw em underneath in the buss storage compartment.

file on the bus, put all latex masks in some latex disolving silution in a garbage bag.

dump solution in river.

take 50% of cash and divide amoungst friends. half for you.

done

alternet ending.

only have 3 real friends the busdrivers n you.

after everyones on the bus have the drivers put gas masks on,

put in some gas ie sleep gas or just kill gas

you split the money amoungst three people.. leave the busses in some random ass place for them to wake up to.

by the way, you were wearing a latex mask from the begining so they cant snitch on you.
 
Its to easy, I was goin to post it but shit is too genius and I dont want more cops harassing me, hell I got a case pending.
 
The best bank heist? Heist the whole bank. Install the mounts at night real sneaky like. The next day, rent the helicopters and fly over the bank. Your crew on the ground hooks the wires and go inside. Fly that **** to mexico.

I couldn't do it but if some one could it would be pretty BA.
 
Nobody in here has the balls to kill innocent people. Guaranteed.
 
The DuDu222 guide to bank robbery

1. Holloween day.
2. Have your face painted.
3. Wait till about, 5 minutes before the bank closes.
4. Walk in with your partner, make sure its a women, to make it look like your wife.
5. Have your getaway car ready, and another car located 25 miles away.
6. You and your wife walk in, go to the counter.
7. Say you need to cash a check, reach into your pocket, have your partner do the same, shoot and kill, the clerk, and any other there, with a silence weapon.
8. Take the key off the dead person, open safe, take the money, and put it in bags.
9. Signal the getaway car to pull up, have 3 coolers of ice cold water in the trunk.
10. Bring the money out, stick the bags in the coolers, this will eliminate any ink/tracking device.
11. Drive 25 miles away, and hop in a different car.
12. And drive to mexico.

/win
 
At the very most you are gonna spend 5-8 thousand dollars.

You could get possibly millions in cash from robbing a bank.
 
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