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Brain Transplant.
A mid-level Blonde*executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill to get an ounce?"
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Blonde in a truck accident.
There are two brunettes and three blondes.
The brunettes are in the front seat and the blondes are in the back of the truck.
Suddenly the truck goes of into the water below the bridge.
The two brunettes quickly open the doors and jump out of the truck.
About a minute later the three blondes come up out of the water gasping for air.
One of the two brunettes asked the blondes what took them so long to come up?
And one of the three blondes answer back, "We couldn't get the tailgate open!"
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Blonde's Head
A Blonde went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: “I have some bad news for you.
First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”
Smart Blonde interrupted, “Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?”
The doctor replied, “That's true".
"But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left.”
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Get out your laugh meter and see if you can't join in the fun, instead of calling the old maid's squad. thanks
Have a chuckle?
Brain Transplant.
A mid-level Blonde*executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill to get an ounce?"
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Blonde in a truck accident.
There are two brunettes and three blondes.
The brunettes are in the front seat and the blondes are in the back of the truck.
Suddenly the truck goes of into the water below the bridge.
The two brunettes quickly open the doors and jump out of the truck.
About a minute later the three blondes come up out of the water gasping for air.
One of the two brunettes asked the blondes what took them so long to come up?
And one of the three blondes answer back, "We couldn't get the tailgate open!"
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Blonde's Head
A Blonde went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: “I have some bad news for you.
First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”
Smart Blonde interrupted, “Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?”
The doctor replied, “That's true".
"But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left.”
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