petaslaughtersanimals
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- Apr 12, 2008
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Ok I'm 5 weeks into the first job I've had in nearly 15 years and I've got a 2nd interview for a great job on Wednesday and an induction for a contract for my company (still kept it mothballed) on Thursday so I need 2 days off.
I don't have any holidays so I'm looking at sickness and diarrhea for two days this week. I think this is a little obvious and quite frankly a boring excuse to take the time off so I need something either funny and believable or something that will make them sudder at the oraffice.
Help me out guys, I want a laugh whilst dicking my present employer as they really do deserve it.
What's my illness?
I don't have any holidays so I'm looking at sickness and diarrhea for two days this week. I think this is a little obvious and quite frankly a boring excuse to take the time off so I need something either funny and believable or something that will make them sudder at the oraffice.
Help me out guys, I want a laugh whilst dicking my present employer as they really do deserve it.
What's my illness?