FIKKIN HILARIOUS OR WHAT? ANSWER fast!?

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banks leave doors open all day but chain down their pens.
ppl park ferraris in driveways and fill garrage with junk.
evry day more $ is printed for monopoly than th us treasury.
mattel produces the most dresses than n e other company- for a lady named "barbie"
more ppl are killed in "teddy bear" incidents than grizzly bear.
on average we spend 6 months at red lights
a large % of ppl think the sun orbits us.
drugstores make the sick walk to the back for meds, while the healthy buy cigaretts up front.
florida's bigger than england.
more ppl study english in china than speak it in the usa.
1/10 of us addmit to making loud phone callls in public.
ppl order 3x bacon cheeseburgers... with diet coke.
an average american child recieves 70 toys a year- without holidays.
wal-mart is our single largest employer in 21 states.
1/5 of answers given by i.r.s are wrong.
americans eat 18 acres of pizza eveyday.
hot dogs come in ten and buns in 8.
america has more fake
flamingos than real ones
an average home has more televisions than ppl.
 
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