Finger related humor?

[ILoveWheezly]

I need a good joke, when someone only has one finger, something witty, like when someone asks how someone who lost an ear feels and they say saintlike because they have a hole in their head then say they're holey, except with a finger missing.
@Joseph

It's for a play
It's not making fun of them, it's just a witty response, don't take everything so offensive.

 

[JosephAdams]

why would you make jokes about ppl who lost some of their fingers?

ok then i guess it is Toooootally fine?

 

[Unknown]

hmmmm..... it probably aiont for a pley