First kiss?

[RoseyGirl]

First "real" kiss was probably grade 7, first "makeout" was grade 8, and I haven't kissed anyone in almost a year.

 

[dontcallmewave]

My front yard in the middle of freshman year.

 

[KevinDank]

I think like 2 or 3 because a lot of my parents friends were hippies with kids around the same age as me and we used to always run around naked and shit. Fucking hippies.

 

[CowboyExtraordinaire]

it ain't just the girls who hate you.

jk











but seriously we do

 

[infantryveteransrk]

Good call good call

 

[melbac]

lol mine was in 07...

 

[Meatwad]

I hope you're like 14.

 

[SphinC]

None yet....
just turned 18....

 

[engn]

..... i hope you atleast talk/hang out with girls, if not just get a hooker.

 

[awesome_boo]

Well, there is anime in his avvy. So it's not entirely his fault.

 

[TimothyD]

No. It's his fault.

 

[NatalieL]

still he could have kissed an anime chick( turns of anime people in my school, its like a fucking swarm.) so yeah still really doesn't count.

 

[StarWarsFanattic]

Ninja Gaiden isn't anime

 

[mpeet611]

I really want to believe you, buy your Yu Gi Oh cards are screaming shens.

 

[FaizA]

Because you're arguing that something isn't anime I'm not surprised.

1) Obtain alcohol
2) go to a party
3) get drunk
4) do the horizontal monster mash
5)
6) profit

 

[Dragonfire]

Oh hey, I was at a party on Friday and was trying out just going up to randoms and saying "Hey you, let's kiss" and it worked quite a few times, so for you guys you haven't kissed anyone try that lol.

EDIT: when you say it you have to have 100% certainty and confidence because if you doubt yourself by even 1% you will get denied harshly.

 

[pleastiemeup814]

Protip: This also works if you want to be known as "that creepy guy".

 

[scamrhoop]

Proer tip, if you're funny/cool enough/don't know ANYONE there because it's a fucking beer garden it works without being creeper because you do it in the most non-creepy way possible. Like you have to be commanding man, it was fun and life is for having fun so yeah no worries.

 

[JCHhbkownsbatista]

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[RaduM]

It must be true, I'm in the same boat as Boosie