Fist Fighting tips?

yeah i wouldnt do that. i will have a back up gang though. i think this kid is serious... and no im not trying to be ecool by saying "girl"... shes my best friend... yeah i have a girl best friend... and this kid decided to hit her when he was mad one night so i told him i would fuck him up... but im half the size.
 
if he starts to charge, turn side ways with ur elbow stickin in his direction, and once u guys actually "clash" drive forward and swing ur elbow into his stomach/chest. that'll probably know the wind outa him, from there do whatever. depending on how he fights that may or may not work. the first move in half the fights i see is one dude tacklin another...if thats the case, this will probably help. if hes comin at u at u bent...u may be able to elbow him in the face

if its a straight fist fight from the getgo, bend your legs til the point you r a lil taller than him (u said u were taller, but idk how much taller). make sure he doesnt go for an uppercut to the jaw, cuz u have to go for one. and since your legs are already bent, you will have more force behind it....if u r MUCH taller than him...elbow him on top of the head? lol
 
lmfao. If you do this, please, for our entertainment, youtube it.
 
lol dude, it seems cheesy, but no lie it works. if you are taller than him, seriously just tryin elbowin him in the head/face. and dependin on how sloppy his tackle his, u could def get an elbow in before u guys fall

if u don't mind actually hurtin the guy...try to kick his knee caps with the bottom of ur foot
 
I could just imagine some scrawny little kid trying to karate elbow stance and then just getting demolished by a rhino.



We really need vids of this.
 
I would go with a falcon punch because a falcon kick will leave you off the map.
 
I will honestly try. It could be my first epic thread. this kid is from a redneck school where everyone drives trucks and works on the farm during summer. hes covered in acne, short 5'6ish (I'm 5'11), stocky, chubby... no clue how britt ever was interested in him.
 
1.wear a hat to said fight
2.once shit goes down throw the hat at him
3.he'll be distracted enough to get some shots in on him
4.
5.profit?
 
I was thinking about pretending I'm a hardcore karatae/kung fu and memorizing one of those warm up/get into fighting stance things from Kill Bill... I would be afraid? amiright?
 
Cum in his eyes, thus impairing his vision allowing you to glock his ass.
 
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