Fist Fighting tips?

While you're at it, watch some Muhammad Ali fights...

Telling him to watch someone else fight is like telling a virgin how to fuck. They have to get in there, and see for themselves.
If you haven't ever gotten into a fight before, I'm guessing you're going to get your ass whipped. Bring a butterfly knife.
 
just go for a cheap ass sucker punch. then when he falls follow up with some soccer kicks to the face and a few stomps.
 
Nobody finishes omoplatas these days. Whats next, you're going to tell him to use a closed guard?! Go back to 1996! :P
 
Pfffft, if we're going to give him advice, do this:
Bring a gun, shoot him, call him racist names, curb stomp him.
 
Kick him in the muscle directly above your ankle


he wont get up for a little if you do it hard enough


but be carfull, you can loose your walking ability if that gets fucked
 
Walk up to him and poke him in the eyes and tell him "complements of captin insano."
 
i'm sorry but he is most likely going to beat your ass in a fight
keep your arms up, try and block or deflect any punches, and aim for his face,neck. don't do any stupid shit like trying to kick him though
 
Hahahahahahahaha, Fuck you

I now have to clean up my iced tea from my computer screen because it was burst out of my mouth when i read your post
 
But in that sense you cant beat the hell out of him, you can only beat him enough to remove yourself from the situation, that is only what i no and it could be totaly wrong...but im pritty sure self defense only lasts so long, after that it becomes assalt

Whoops, I didnt notice the double post there
 
if he does a quick jab, sidestep it and punch him under the arm right beside his armpit. you'll hit a nerve and depending on how hard you hit him, you could knock him out or at the least make him lose all feeling and ability to move that arm.
 
no, he knows your a city kid (if im right) and i doubt some farmer kid knows anything about karate and most likely just laugh at you.

be fast, make sure your the first punch, learn to block, if he tackles you, swing elbows at his face
 
if it comes down to it, punch him in the bottom lip( dont go higher or lower because you might kill him, no lie) ohh yeah dont throw a curved punch has to be a straight punch. or just avoid the whole thing.
 
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