My friends and I have a pretty good sense of humor. What are some jokes, riddles, pick-up lines etc. that I can share with them? Anything and everything is welcome :]
The king of the jungle invites all the animals to his party, every animal comes but one. Which one?
You come to a crocodile infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't go under it, and you can't go over it, how do you get across?
You open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
You take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The giraffe, he's still in the refridgerator!
You swim across, all the crocodiles are at the party