Funny music quotes contest!!?

[singgoddess]

Hey everyone! I'm having a little contest...the person who can give me the most interesting, witty and funny music quotes (banjos or bluegrass music quotes get extra points) will get the 'best answer' honor.

Thanks and good luck!

[[I'd prefer quotes that are fairly short. One to two sentences at most please.]]

 

[Rocco]

as soon as you figure out how to give extra points i'll do that