Funny Phrases? Lol, don't get your panties in a bunch? Lol anymoree?!?

[Thispersonm]

heard a teacher say that to this boy today. It was the funniest thing! Do you know anymore phrases?

 

[Me]

hit ur pet monkey with a newspaper to get it to make ur dog stop pooping on the carpet

 

[Hashem]

Yeah:......um....no

 

[BeeJoyous1]

I love the saying "That ain't too smucking fart."

 

[Shawn]

When a friend of mine has to take a poop, he says that he is going to "pinch a loaf."

 

[DLegend]

Heard this guy telling his GF sometime ago (when they were arguing) ~~~
"Now~Don't U start getting 'Verbal Diarrhea' on me again....."

HAHAHA......LOL

CHEERS & HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 TO U

 

[FrankNewingham]

Hell, Fire, and Matches...
F**k a duck and see what hatches!

You are so fat, when you jump in the air you get stuck!

 

[JinxGurl]

okay okay keep your shirt on
like a cheesestick

 

[b90t3r1]

Teacher: Can anyone crack there knuckles?

Kid in class: I can crack my d'ck.

Other kid in class: What?1 haha me too.

Teacher: You can both enjoy doing that with each other at the deans office.