Funny pick-up lines..ORIGINAL!?

Doggity

New member
I need original ones..not overly used like

What perfume are you wearing, catch of the day? or
I lost my number , can I have yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together

I like those like

Are you a farmer, 'cause you know how to raise a cock
How about you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
do you work in the airlines? because you're putting my tray table in its upright position
Cause you just gave me a FOOT LONG


I mean come on HILLARIOUS!

do you do karate cause your body is kickin
Do you work at subways cuz you just gave me a FOOT LONG!*
 
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