Funny quotes , sayings or jokes?

Charlotte

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What are some good funny quotes , sayings or jokes. e.g

"Can I have a piece of gum?", "Yeah, but don't say you got it from me"

"Are you going to school tomorrow ?" No im riding my duck to Canada!

Your so fake, barbies jealous

Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians

Your mother must have 'done it' with a hedgehog to produce a prick like you

Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can

what’s [minnie] without [mickey],
or [tigger] without [pooh].
what’s [patrick] without [spongebob],
what’s [me] without [you]

a real person isnt perfect, and a perfect person isnt real

yea i think u get it now haha , have u got eny simular to them ??
 
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