Funny things to write on a cake?

[JasmineDurant]

I'm making a cake for my best friend, just because, it's not her bday or anything and I wanna write something funny on it. Like "your stupid but i love you" or something like that.

Please help! it can be kinda mean because she knows im kidding! haha

 

[Domagoj]

"Chuck Norris approved"

 

[EchoMei]

"to my bestest dork" "Happy Columbus day" "don't eat this or you'll get fat" "How dare you read this cake" "AHH its behind you!"