funny xbox live bio?

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funny xbox bio

i am a hairy Comunist. I lived in Moscow, Russian Federation for many years, until i traded my home for a Kalishnicov(AK-47). But sadly I wasted all my amunition by shooting protitutes and gays... So now I live happily with my pet goat, Mr. Barkey-Von-Snouser in a church outside the Democratic People's Republic of Nigeria
 
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if i looks like chicken, taste like chicken, and feels like chicken, but chuck norris says its beef, than its fuckin beef
 
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looooooooool

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I don't know much about pie...
But you make my banana cream
 
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So what if I'm fat alone my dad is dead my mom is a psycho I have a sibling who thinks he's an acorn my uncle is a mass murderer my grandfather is a strange man who touches me, my best friend is a tree my IQ is 12, I live with my sister lost my virginity to my grandmother I work part time as a hooker I have the potential of a lima bean my hero is Jeffrey Dahmer my boyfriend dumped me because my penis is tiny I have one eye one testicle and a hitler mustache but HEY I STILL HAVE FEELINGS!!!!1!!!
 
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picture that says no scope

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Mine is:
When I was 12 I didn't play Xbox, I played and traded pokemon cards.
 
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My Friends is,
Tresspassers on my Bio will be shot... because i am afraid of what you might find out about me... Like i used to be a girl... a very... ugly girl... my dad had me get a sex change so i would at least look like a decent boy, but i still think he is dissapointed with me because he never looks at me and when he does he always squints and wrinkles his face... I have no friends irl because i dunno how to act like a boy so evryone thinks im Gay!!! My only friends are my chickens...
 
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Like Hitler, I have a million kills and only one death, I camp more than Anne Frank, and get more care packages than Haiti. O, and i get more first blood's than the eigth grade girls' bathroom
 
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My friend says this. So do u like tapes and CD's. so if u do then u like me to tape my dick to ur face and CD's nutz
 
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