give me the lamest joke you have?

What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the car?





Robin, get in the car.
 
what did one snowman say to the other... " i smell carrots"
 
knock knock, whos there, banana, banana who.... u know the joke... its just sooo dumb im not gonna finish it!
 
Do you know how to keep a retard impatience?
How?
I will tell you the answers next week.
 
This was my favorite joke when i was 5:

Why did the chicken lay a brown egg???

Because it didn't wipe its bottom properly
 
I'm a woman, so everytime I walk down the street I turn heads and people say "Woah Man" lol.
 
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