theterminatorfan
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- Aug 30, 2008
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Last week, I went to an Optomologist. Serious people. The doctor had a machine (new) that would measure the diameter of my optic nerve. After wards a nice little HP printer printed a lot of info, lines, pie charts, etc. Looking at the printed paper, the doctor said "Hmm, your optic nerve is 24% larger in diameter than MOST OTHER PEOPLE. I looked at him and said, loudly "That is because of all the PORN I look at every night!"
I wish I had a camera (joke part) because he looked like someone hit him on the side of the head with a board! He then laughed - loud - left the room. Told his staff what I said (I could hear him talking; then ALL of them laughing!). He came back and said "in 23 years, no one has ever startled me! YOU BLEW ME AWAY!" Thanks for the GREAT come-back."
I told everyone at work what I said and THEY also laughed loud.
They say 'timing is everything!' Was for me THAT DAY!!
I wish I had a camera (joke part) because he looked like someone hit him on the side of the head with a board! He then laughed - loud - left the room. Told his staff what I said (I could hear him talking; then ALL of them laughing!). He came back and said "in 23 years, no one has ever startled me! YOU BLEW ME AWAY!" Thanks for the GREAT come-back."
I told everyone at work what I said and THEY also laughed loud.
They say 'timing is everything!' Was for me THAT DAY!!