good comebacks to fat jokes?

[BobB]

well im not really a "fat" person but i do have a bit of fat on me occasionally i get a fat joke or come back whats a good counter to it

 

[heywardh]

and you have ugly hair but we can both just diet (dye it)

 

[wnttochll]

"Yeah but you're ugly, and at least i can diet"

 

[Zeehz]

just call them fat too that'll lower their self-esteem

 

[Zeehz]

just call them fat too that'll lower their self-esteem