Good jokes you've invented yourself?

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pokergirl

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Haha when I was 5 I made up this joke and my Grandma thought I was so clever:

Why did the Elephant step on the Marsh-mellow?

So he wouldn't get burned by the hot chocolate!

Slow I know but it makes me smile when I think about it (I'm 23 so 5 seems like forever ago)!
 
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grayskinhead

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heres a little jokey limerick i made up years ago.

two little dicky birds
sitting on a wall
one named peter
and one named paul
someone with a n airgun
fired from his shed
hit one in the b*lls
and the other in the head.
 
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