Got any good BLONDE jokes?Why did the blondes...

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this remind me of me haha:A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
 
a man was sitting next to a blonde lady on an airplane. he knew it would be a long flight, so he asked her if she wanted to play a game. the rules were simple. he would ask her a question, and if she didnt know the answer, she would have to give him $5. then she would ask him a Q, and if he didnt know, he would give her $50. she agreed, and he asked her what the sum of 2 and 2 was. not knowing, she handed over $5.she then asked him, "what goes up a hill on three legs and comes down on 4?"after hours of pondering the question, he finally turned to the blonde(who had fallen asleep), gave her $50 and said furiously, "so what goes up a hill on 3 legs and comes odwn on 4?"and she handed him $5
 
there was this blond sitting at the kitchen table working on a jig saw puzzle.for hours and hours she sat there with her broken down crackerASS juz a ballin.(This Bee-atch wuz duh posters child of all inbread country cracker apple tarts) anywho.4 hours later this other whites guy walks in,and says what duhFuck are you doin bee-atch?The BLONDE cracker bee-atch says "im puttin a puzzle togothers and it suppose to be a tiger".Duh blonde cracker bee-atch boyfriends say "it will's be ok's".Now put duhFucken Frosted flakes back in duhGODdamn cereal box bee-atch!!
 
y did da blonde jump of the empire state building?...she thought da wings on her maxi pad would make her fly!!! 3 blondes n a brunette r hangn 4m a rope at da side of a cliff. the brunette agrees to let go 2 save the others. the blondes cant believe her courage and begin to clap!!! enjoy!!!x
 
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