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Parking police hate life. There is no way around it.

I lived in a downtown area with no parking. But infront of our condo you can park but there are 15 spaces and a 20 story building. We had parking inside but my uncles cars filled thoese up. I normally parked infront of the building if not across the street.

Well the cops here drive golf carts and they have this chalk stick that they hit your tire with to mark how long your there for. Well the parking across the street has NO signs with how long your allowed to park there.

Well.. after all day and all night the back of my tire was solid pink (like a foot by a foot) (I had a camaro with wide tires :D ) and I had probably 2 dozen tickets that were like 28.00 each.

I took a picture of the entire road from every angle like a sarcastic prick and went to the court house and got all the tickets thrown away.

I think the parking cop was beating the back of my tire with that stick like it was going to get my attention.


Oh.. and my other rant.

Army is giving me shit for my juvy record.. when I was 13!
Fucking homos.. im walking in to volunteer to be a combat soldier and wanting to serve in Iraq and since I have a juvy record ( my adult record got a waiver) I probably cant go.

And the people in my house are fucking morons.
I sit quiet in my room.. hardly make a mess.. eat very little and cheap shit (since some one complaind that I ate their food *cry cry*) and all they do is leave dishes out.. doors open.. and every fucking light on.

And I want to kick these 2 dogs I live with because every time a door opens they go crazy.. and the owners (my family) wont fucking train them.. they had the dogs for acouple of years.. I can train them.. in less then a week.. guranteed.

TL;DR

Fuck parking police
Fuck new Army standards.
Fuck living with family and annoying dogs.
 
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