Guy rules

Wheeeee!!

What's the difference between a baby and a milkshake?

A blender.

What's the difference between eggs and babies?

One tastes good when fried, the other is fun to fling at passing cars. Which one is which depends on you.

What do you get when you drop a baby off a building?

Soup.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A baby sucking razorblades.

One from my mom...credit to her!

What's red and brown and sits in the corner?

A baby pooping out the razorblades it swallowed earlier.
 
"I'd put you of englishmen for life"

what in the world does that mean XD
 
Some more from my collection:

Why did the baby go through the window?

He wouldn't freaking stop crying.

What's the difference between shoelaces and babies?

When my shoelace gets caught in machinery, I give a crap!

Why are dead babies better than live ones?

Dead ones don't make a fuss when you remove their liver.

What's warm, tasty and hallucinogenic?

Baby's adrenal glands.

How does baby let you know he wants them back?

He has a grand mal seizure and dies.
 
With all the fast cars, sex, drugs and partying you'd just realise we're too wild for you American girls.
 
Bet your bottom dollar

& don't worry I'm nearly old enough to be her big brother ....
 
Lol. I am a calm person. I moved to the U.S. when I was ten I still have my italian roots

So yes you are to wild lol
 
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