May 25, 2010 #221 M madhavi New member Joined Apr 9, 2008 Messages 23 Reaction score 0 Points 1 So you're not the pope then?
May 25, 2010 #222 A AliciaW Member Joined Apr 11, 2008 Messages 38 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Nope but I am related to one lol
May 25, 2010 #223 K KahnerS New member Joined Apr 8, 2008 Messages 19 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Moi, can I have sloppy seconds when you've finished with Wisdom Heart?
May 25, 2010 #224 G GeorgiePorgie New member Joined Apr 8, 2008 Messages 27 Reaction score 0 Points 1 I'll have ruined it for you
May 25, 2010 #225 W walleye New member Joined Feb 23, 2008 Messages 23 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Oh God
May 25, 2010 #226 M Mrmojo6068 Member Joined Apr 11, 2008 Messages 42 Reaction score 0 Points 6 No easy access here
May 25, 2010 #227 I imwayneaimoffdachain New member Joined Apr 13, 2008 Messages 29 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Don't worry. I meant I'd put you of englishmen for life. Honest!
May 25, 2010 #228 F fordpowerstrokev8 New member Joined Apr 11, 2008 Messages 28 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Wheeeee!! What's the difference between a baby and a milkshake? A blender. What's the difference between eggs and babies? One tastes good when fried, the other is fun to fling at passing cars. Which one is which depends on you. What do you get when you drop a baby off a building? Soup. What's red and sits in the corner? A baby sucking razorblades. One from my mom...credit to her! What's red and brown and sits in the corner? A baby pooping out the razorblades it swallowed earlier.
Wheeeee!! What's the difference between a baby and a milkshake? A blender. What's the difference between eggs and babies? One tastes good when fried, the other is fun to fling at passing cars. Which one is which depends on you. What do you get when you drop a baby off a building? Soup. What's red and sits in the corner? A baby sucking razorblades. One from my mom...credit to her! What's red and brown and sits in the corner? A baby pooping out the razorblades it swallowed earlier.
May 25, 2010 #229 C CaroXX New member Joined Feb 24, 2008 Messages 26 Reaction score 0 Points 1 "I'd put you of englishmen for life" what in the world does that mean XD
May 25, 2010 #230 R Rav Member Joined Apr 15, 2008 Messages 37 Reaction score 0 Points 6 LMAO this is great!
May 25, 2010 #231 N noneo New member Joined Mar 23, 2008 Messages 25 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Some more from my collection: Why did the baby go through the window? He wouldn't freaking stop crying. What's the difference between shoelaces and babies? When my shoelace gets caught in machinery, I give a crap! Why are dead babies better than live ones? Dead ones don't make a fuss when you remove their liver. What's warm, tasty and hallucinogenic? Baby's adrenal glands. How does baby let you know he wants them back? He has a grand mal seizure and dies.
Some more from my collection: Why did the baby go through the window? He wouldn't freaking stop crying. What's the difference between shoelaces and babies? When my shoelace gets caught in machinery, I give a crap! Why are dead babies better than live ones? Dead ones don't make a fuss when you remove their liver. What's warm, tasty and hallucinogenic? Baby's adrenal glands. How does baby let you know he wants them back? He has a grand mal seizure and dies.
May 25, 2010 #232 M margareth Member Joined Mar 25, 2008 Messages 39 Reaction score 0 Points 6 With all the fast cars, sex, drugs and partying you'd just realise we're too wild for you American girls.
With all the fast cars, sex, drugs and partying you'd just realise we're too wild for you American girls.
May 25, 2010 #233 H hollisterxoxo48241 New member Joined Apr 7, 2008 Messages 17 Reaction score 0 Points 1 I'll come in the back entrance so I don't disturb you.
May 25, 2010 #234 C cheesehead New member Joined Feb 24, 2008 Messages 27 Reaction score 0 Points 1 You spelt come wrong
May 25, 2010 #235 A anonomy New member Joined Apr 3, 2008 Messages 27 Reaction score 0 Points 1 moi, you do realize wisdom_heart lives in las vegas, right?
May 25, 2010 #236 T theshowshow Member Joined Apr 12, 2008 Messages 30 Reaction score 0 Points 6 We can't get away with this. It's Map!
May 25, 2010 #237 K KaylaH Member Joined Mar 15, 2008 Messages 56 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Bet your bottom dollar & don't worry I'm nearly old enough to be her big brother ....
May 25, 2010 #238 G gypsyveg New member Joined Apr 3, 2008 Messages 19 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Lol. I am a calm person. I moved to the U.S. when I was ten I still have my italian roots So yes you are to wild lol
Lol. I am a calm person. I moved to the U.S. when I was ten I still have my italian roots So yes you are to wild lol
May 25, 2010 #239 E Elise Member Joined Mar 27, 2008 Messages 122 Reaction score 0 Points 16 That's me beaten then. All that shouting!
May 25, 2010 #240 H HELMETHEED New member Joined Apr 7, 2008 Messages 25 Reaction score 0 Points 1 I will respond no further to avoid getting beaten with the ban stick.