Guy rules

[jonmarbles]

Thought this might be fun!. Think of something that could be considered a "Guy rule", then put the number of the rule before it (the person before you would put "Guy rule #25 then you would put 26, and so on).

Guy rule #1: eyes up while at the urinal. Looking down is just plain gay!.

Might as well put up a second for good measure!.

Guy rule #2: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

This will probably get shot down :'( .

 

[mtv67mike]

Guy rule #3: No getting a chubby when helping your male partner stretch in class.

 

[jenjen79]

Does this include ponchos?

 

[MensaMan]

Poncho=2x gayer!

 

[HotCouture]

Following on from Rule #1

Guy Rule #4 You must always choose the spot furtherest from the next man at the urinal. And you never talk at the toilets (unless you are drunk then all rules are off).

 

[xCandy]

Guy rule #5 Make sure the guy in the next stall knows you are talking on the cell phone and not to him.

 

[Rattlingmurdock]

Guy rule #6: Never put a banana in your pocket.

 

[ilovenickgarcini]

Guy rule #7 NEVER cry when in pain.

 

[kingtaco]

Guy rule #8: Despite popular belief pink is not for real men

 

[BenN]

*Looks out for Coronavirus*

Guy rule # 9: Feminine men...need I say more?

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

Guy rule #10 - Don't be a homophobe.

 

[rayofsunshine]

Guy rule #11: Don't take yourself too seriously or what other people post in a semi-comical thread.

 

[stephanie_dee24]

Guy rule #12: When asked by a girl "Do you think that guy is good-looking?" Always answer "I don't know, I'm not gay!"...even though you can clearly tell whether another male is good looking or not.

 

[NozDontKnowMyNamz]

YouTube - Male Restroom Etiquette

 

[radicshot10]

boo, double post

Guy Rule # 13: if your friend falls down, you laugh at him. if he got hurt, you laugh more

 

[FABS]

YouTube - Male Restroom Etiquette

 

[singer02]

Guy rule #14: Only one nut-sack on a motorcycle

 

[cbrdgt]

Guy rule #14: Only one nut-sack on a motorcycle

 

[TheCoach]

male restroom rules - animated and safe for work

 

[AjH]

Doesn't hold up, what if your bro's bike breaks down or you are taking him to the pub? Or you see someone hitching with a skid lid?

Anyone uses that rule is scared of their own reaction.