Guy rules
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john_ven24
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Guy Rule #38: In a fight, if you win, it's because of your superior martial prowess. If you lose, you took some "incredible shots" and were still able to "walk away" under your own steam after the "ferocious beating".
Get a shed.
If you do not have a shed you are only on the path to being a man.
Also, you must have a dad's chair. No-one must sit in the dad's chair. If your wife is sitting in it when you get home from work it becuase your man scent is in it. She must stand and offer the chair when you enter the room.
If you do not have a shed you are only on the path to being a man.
Also, you must have a dad's chair. No-one must sit in the dad's chair. If your wife is sitting in it when you get home from work it becuase your man scent is in it. She must stand and offer the chair when you enter the room.
larry_robles2002
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Guy rule #40: Real men only drink Guinness. And nothing else. Not even water.
Guy rule #41: Real men are proud of their hairy arses.
Guy rule #41: Real men are proud of their hairy arses.
mickey_bigdaddy
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Guy rule 43: if your (male) friend is wearing something that looks stupid you must humilate them about it as much as possible
guy rule 44: if in a situation where rule 43 applies it's not inappropriate to wait untill in public before beggining the humiliation, purely to ensure friend cannot change out of the embarressing clothing.
guy rule 44: if in a situation where rule 43 applies it's not inappropriate to wait untill in public before beggining the humiliation, purely to ensure friend cannot change out of the embarressing clothing.
Guy rule 45: Consuming alcohol to the point of almost inducing liver failure is a rite of passage every human male must go through. Every weekend.
Guy rule 46: Love for action movies is a sign of higher intelligence. The reverse is true for those disgusting "chick" flicks.
Guy rule 47: It is perfectly acceptable to dry hump your male associates while pushing their face into a pillow to assert your dominance in the pack.
Guy rule 46: Love for action movies is a sign of higher intelligence. The reverse is true for those disgusting "chick" flicks.
Guy rule 47: It is perfectly acceptable to dry hump your male associates while pushing their face into a pillow to assert your dominance in the pack.
craigcrashuk
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Guy Rule #48 Sunday is for sports, it's like the tide or the full moon. It can't be changed.
Guy Rule #49 Shopping is not a sport.
Guy Rule #50 Yes/No is a perfectly acceptable answer to ANY question.
Guy Rule #60 Killing your mother in law is not a crime.
Guy Rule #61 Meat tastes better from a BBQ.
Guy Rule #62 All meat can be enhanced with sauce.
Guy Rule #49 Shopping is not a sport.
Guy Rule #50 Yes/No is a perfectly acceptable answer to ANY question.
Guy Rule #60 Killing your mother in law is not a crime.
Guy Rule #61 Meat tastes better from a BBQ.
Guy Rule #62 All meat can be enhanced with sauce.
joseph0088
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Rule #63: When starting a campfire, YOU CAN never uses too much gasoline.
Rule #64: Having help starting Any fire is a gross violation of nature.
Rule #64: Having help starting Any fire is a gross violation of nature.
Rule#66. You must use phrases like "pain is just weakness leaving the body".
Rule#67. You must re-set the television channel to the same one as you were watching when your wife went to bed (even though she knows what you are really watching) and have the remote to hand as soon as you hear the stairs creak, just in case.
Rule#67. You must re-set the television channel to the same one as you were watching when your wife went to bed (even though she knows what you are really watching) and have the remote to hand as soon as you hear the stairs creak, just in case.
LalilahalilAllah
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Guy rule #70: T-shirts displaying lewd illustrations and chauvinistic slogans such as "Nice legs, what time do they open?" and "I like my eggs sunny side up - I wrote it on this t-shirt so you don't have to ask me in the morning" are high fashion.
Guy rule #71: Chauvinism is Latin for "well 'ard."
Guy rule #72: Shouting "You looking at me?" and "You want your go, like?" will intimidate all lesser males - which is all other males - including 6'8 offtopic champion doormen and Wing Chun ponces with gelled hair and trimmed beards.
Guy rule #71: Chauvinism is Latin for "well 'ard."
Guy rule #72: Shouting "You looking at me?" and "You want your go, like?" will intimidate all lesser males - which is all other males - including 6'8 offtopic champion doormen and Wing Chun ponces with gelled hair and trimmed beards.
melissareinhardt1967
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Guy rule#74. Real men step out of the shower, look in the mirror, flex their muscles and say "oh yes"
SelflDiscovering
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Guy rule#76.
No need to compare yourself to other men because you are quite obviously the Alpha Male.
No need to compare yourself to other men because you are quite obviously the Alpha Male.