Guy rules

Guy rule #86: Tying the fuses of fireworks together, IS PERFECTLY SAFE!!!
 
Guy rule#87. Entire conversations with your partner can be done using the words yes, no, maybe, if you like, all done while watching the television or posting on MAP and not actually hearing a word of what she said.
 
Guy rule#88. Buying flowers from the local petrol station and not the florist is perfectly acceptable.
 
#89 Likewise roman candles should be launched from a handheld stance, possibly pretending you can throw fireballs, at least once in your life.

#90 Within a week of owning your first car you will have performed a handbrake turn and/or a donut.

#91 If a product is marked 'danger' it really means 'fun'.
 
Guy Rule # 92: All instructions shall be ignored until the ends of time. Or until it's nearly tea-time at least.
 
Guy Rule #94 Christopher Columbus did not need maps and neither do we.
Guy Rule #95 Anything that needs to be said, shall be said during the commericals.
Guy Rule #96 The man cooks at the BBQ. No Ifs, No Buts.
 
Guy rule #97: Fagot" does not mean gay. You call somebody a Fagot when they are being a Fagot.

(ALL MODS: Please excuse my french)
(I know I spelled it wrong, I had to cause the censor.)
 
Rule#98.Your gay friend is not your gay friend. He is your friend.
 
Rule#99.You will lift the bonnet/hood of your car when it breaks down, even if you have no idea what goes on under there.
 
Guy Rule #100: A man must discuss any journey and describe it as 'hellish' whilst pointing out that he was the only one on the road that knows how to drive.
 
Guy rule #101: Men do not have a 'cold' or a 'cough'. We have 'man flu', a virulent plague which makes the Black Death look like a wet fart and which is responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs.
 
Guy rule 102: Thou SHALT NOT interrupt my tea break. More of an english guy rule this.
 
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