Guy rules

[Kory]

#104: We are too awesome to be judged by her friends.

 

[Lady_Pearl]

Rule#105. You will attempt to look at cleavages without being noticed by the ladies. You will never perfect this.

 

[skylarg]

Rule #106: Men are awesome. Hence why the species is called mankind and human. Women are called such because they are the woe of our lives.

 

[Edo]

107 - when you get beaten by a girl at paintballing or video games, remember she didn't cheat, or you didn't try, it was because you were rubbish

 

[jimi4950]

guy rule #108: flatulence IS an art form

 

[Jaimeliz]

Guy rule #109: whenever, wherever..... if it itches, you are not only allowed to, but required to scratch it

 

[physicalkaiser]

renshi peter is an Aussie. I think he'll fit in just fine.

Guy rule#110. Sock and sandals are not a cool combo.

 

[ZainS]

Guy rule#111. You will at some stage shave off your beard but leave a tache and realise you look a dick.

 

[isaacs]

Rule #112: The index finger was specifically designed to point out everybody elses flaws, open beer cans and fits perfectly in to every orifice.

 

[AliceW]

rule #113 everytime a hot girl walks by look at your buddy grab your crotch and say " I'd tap that"

XD

 

[MarisaD]

Rule 114: When working out in the gym, you must grunt, strain, and growl wildly as if you are trying to crap out a watermelon, because it's really manly and cool. Even if you are in fact merely warming up with some 5kg dumbbells.

 

[Whats_Thismt]

Rule 115: Must tell all your buddies how you got ass last night and phrases like " you know what i mea?" " it was a touch down" " rode it like a pony"

Rule 116: when you see a cute girl in a club. Sniff, tap thumb to nose, stick tongue to the side of your cheek, and walk like a shmuck

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

Rule 117: Steaks are never ordered "well done"

 

[RaujT]

Rule #118: You are the coolest because you 'don't care about being cool'.

 

[nearlylthere]

Rule #119: When you get underwear (if you even own any!) in your crack manually remove it at once and with gusto. Any time, any place.

 

[nerdyman101]

Warming up? I do that just walking up the stairs!

 

[Piggysoinkt]

Never ever, EVER make eye contact while eating a bannana.

 

[MetaKnight3]

Rule 121: If you are talking on the phone to your buddy and you feel a fart comin on." ay man listen to this" put phone to butt and release!

 

[dancytoes]

guy rule # 122: at birth you must decide whether you are a HOLDEN man, or a FORD man

 

[GunitF]

#123: Vegetarianism, like drinking budweiser*, should NEVER be practised by you and tolerated with thinly veiled disdain in others.



*Or owning a dog smaller than a cat, or wearing "humorous" socks.