his wife, "You think if we started washing your clothes in that slim-quick stuff, it might take a few inches off of your butt?" She said nothing, but the more she thought about it, the madder she got. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. As he shook them out to put them on, a small 'dust cloud' appeared. Going to the bathroom door,he knocked and asked," Honey, why'd you put talcum powder in my underwear?" A small snicker was heard, then, "Oh, it's not talcum powder, Dear, it's 'Miracle Grow'!"